“Space,” it says, “is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”
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“Drink up,” said Ford, “you’ve got three pints to get through.” “Three pints?” said Arthur. “At lunchtime?” The man next to ford grinned and nodded happily. Ford ignored him. He said, “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
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Stolen by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the star ship Heart of Gold was the first vessel with the Infinite Improbability Drive.
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“This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
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Arthur: I think I'm a sofa. Ford: ...I know how you feel.
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Matching set for you and wierder half.
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Vogon poetry is the worst kind of poetry. Used as a torture method, as it causes physical pain to the hearer.
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Best Drink in Existence."[1] Its effects are similar to "having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
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Products were imbued with artificial intelligence and emotion, however, GPPs are known for being pointless or irritating, often serving their desired purpose but in an unconventional or unhelpful way.
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